The last wedding I went to was my brother’s. He got married last spring at a golf course. It was like a big family reunion, with people coming in from all states to witness the spectacle. There was also a few people there I didn’t care for, like that annoying girl from the bowling alley and a few others from around town I’ve had disagreements with. I didn’t take an active role in the wedding because I didn’t want to end up having to get a groomsmen gift. I don’t have enough money for that kind of thing.