Kenneth Brock

Brock’s Personal

Ken — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:44:54 +0000

Have you ever tried those personal pages? I went to one once and met this woman named Trudy. I’ll leave it at that, because I don’t want details to get out. Anyway, they aren’t reliable. I just though, what the hay, I’ll just post my information here to see if any ladies are interested.

Divorced hairy white male with most original body parts, 44 years old, seeking rich woman, between the ages of 25 and 50 for relationship without marraige. Must be able to put out. Must not ruin credit. No ugly broads or Trudy, understand?

So what do you guys think?

Mmmmm… Lunch

Ken — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:13:42 +0000

I just had some lunch at Beef O Bradys. I got the usual, the garlicy corned beef sandwich. I would go golfing today, but prices are at a premium. I want to see how well I hit the ball with this foot insert thing… Good thing summer is coming up, all these old people and tourists will be out of the state so Floridians finally get a chance to play a reasonably priced round of golf. Two hundred dollars? Give me a break. I will go to the Admiral for $9, that is if it isn’t closed yet…

Playing Cards with Mimo.

Ken — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:21:47 +0000

I got invited to Mike’s house the other day for his guys night out. Wow, some party she let him have. It was me, him, and Gus from the bowling alley playing Texas Hold Em. It was so exciting… not. Not only were we playing for nickels, we weren’t even allowed to drink. Well, I don’t drink anyway, but I like to have the options on the table. I am a grown man, well over 21. Also, their cats were aggravating my allergies severely so I was forced to cut and run on the game, up 35 cents.

Need a New Computer…

Ken — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:06:23 +0000

That’s the difference between an Ex and an Ex wife, kids. An ex is someone you might actually miss, someone you felt special with. An Ex Wife is a horrible leach, who will suck away everything you have. This is most true in my case and the prime reason I will never get married again. I need a new computer, and I can’t get financed for it. A frickin’ six hundred dollar laptop won’t be approved. If it wasn’t for Kim ruining my credit when we broke up, life would be a lot better. I never should have met that evil woman. I do, however, love my kids.

Sup Kids?

Ken — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:40:27 +0000

I love Texas Hold Em. Love it. I spent my last weekend free from my job at the dog track, playing Texas Hold Em. The buy in is $40, and I enjoyed every last cent of it. I made it to the final table of the small tournament. I have always thought that if I can never go back to work, I can always get a job at the casino, dealing cards. That wouldn’t be too stressful, plus I’d be able to mingle with regular poker players. I can always put on my Brock face and fool them every time! Anyway, I lost when I pushed all in with a pair of Jacks. Freakin’ guy gets a lucky 5 on the river and beats me with four of a kind!

Storage Shed

Ken — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:44:21 +0000

I recently went to my storage locker to see if there was anything in there worth selling. I didn’t have much success. My nephew told me collectibles do well on eBay, so I gave him a few pieces of sports memorabilia to try and sell. Other than that, I didn’t have much worth anything. Encyclopedias are about worthless these days, and I had a ton of those. I even had an old school computer with about as much ram as the cheap calculator I had in my wallet.

Kim

Ken — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:16:10 +0000

It sure has been a long time since I saw bridal lingerie. I first got married going on 25 years ago. It was undoubtedly the biggest mistake of my life. If I could go back and change it all, I probably would. She ruined my credit, gave me two kids that she didn’t care about and then took everything from me. That is why Iwill never make that mistake again.

Acne

Ken — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:13:25 +0000

When I was a kid, I had some pretty bad acne all around my body. There was not nearly the treatment options there are today. It was pretty much a debate of whether or not to wash constantly.Some said constant washing is what caused the irritation, while others said washing got all the oil out. Now, there is just specialty acne treatments so you don;t need to worry about any of the myths.

Outdoor Furniture

Ken — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:04:37 +0000

Whenever I move, I am going to have a place with a pool. Back in the day, everyone around here had screened-in pools.That is not the case any longer. After all of the hurricanes, people are moving away from that. Now, I guess I will just have a nice patio with some quality teak furniture. Whenever the threat of a hurricans comes on, I can just move it all indoors.

Businessman

Ken — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:51:18 +0000

Since the job market is so stagnant right now, I have thought about going into business for myself. I don’t think a concept to get money would be all that difficult, but the whole process of keeping everything in order would, and I don’t want to have to hire extra employees. It would certainly be a full time adventure, but with the right kind of budgeting software I think I could easily handle it.