I was paying my bill for storage when I decided to take a visit inside to see what treasures I have. There wasn’t a great deal of stuff I could sell, which was what I was looking for, but I did find some interesting memorials of my past. For one thing, I saw a bunch of my ex-wife’s maternity clothing. I decided to bring it home, put it on a fire, and make smores over it. The only memories held in those clothes were terrible in nature, so I decided to take them out in my own way.