I have never been much of an animal lover, but when I was married my wife Kim just had to have these dogs. Those little Pomeranian dogs. They are about as useless as you can get. They won’t defend your house and cannot inflict harm on even a mouse. Anyway, I can remember those days vividly because she always gave more love and attention to the dogs than to me. I swear, she used to spend more money on dog supplies than food for the family.