Isn’t it funny how women will turn to anything to lose weight, even if they don’t need to? Some of the skinniest girls I know are buying up these ephedra diet pills in hopes it will trim them down even further. I wish women would realize that some guys like their women to have a little meat on the bones. There are some that seriously need to lose weight, and this does little more than belittle their efforts, this society based on fear and consumption.

Well, it appears as if I may get to go to a hockey games tomorrow with a woman. I mean it, a real live woman from my school, and not my daughter. I am not really interested in getting into another serious relationship, though. I still have the scars from my first marriage, namely my credit being permanently ruined. If she backs out on going, I will take my nephew but hopefully she will still want to go. Since it’s so cold in the arena, she may look to me to provide some comforting heat from my big, hairy body. I might even buy her a hot chocolate!

Every time I go to the bowling alley, I get harassed by this annoying woman who I used to bowl with. It’s almost as if she is still in the third grade and just has a crush on me. I think she has an ugly face and I wish she’d stop bothering me. She spent so much money on cosmetic surgery you;d think she;d be something to look at, but nope. I like her.

In case y’all didn’t know, I have been a proud beard wearer ever since I could shave. I was looking for beard-related material on YouTube when I found this cool series by a guy growing a beard. Every step of the way, a miracle. Check it out:

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