I caught wind that the famous Energizer Bunny, who keeps going and going, recently had to go to a psychiatrist. Apparently, the bunny was bipolar. When he wasn’t going and going, he was down in the dumps. He finally decided to seek help, and they found the root of the problem. At the office, the doctor installed a lithium battery to help him stay on an even keel.

I won three straights bets at the dog track the other day. You see, Jamie needed to drive his car somewhere, so I made him take me to the dog track. When we got there, he had to buy this stupid stuffed dog for his girlfriend. Apparently, he will name it after B.J. Upton for some reason. Anyway, I won three straight bets. I never look at the programs or try to guess which dog will win, I just play straight numbers and if the other day was a judge, it was a successful plan.

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If you are like me, you enjoy going out every once in a while to play a round of golf. Living in Florida, I am lucky enough to play golf all year long. I have a pretty low handicap, but there’s always room for improvement. That is when I got interested in shaping my golf swing from home. There’s lots of gimmicky golf equipment to improve your scores, but nothing is quite like the online golf lessons you can get from Two Minute Golf Pro. Check out this website for yourself, golfers of all levels will find something of interest.

When I was married and had a wife and two kids, a big concer of mine was investing in the right type of real estate. Since I didn’t have a great deal of money at the time, I bought up as many plots of swamp land as I could find for very low prices. Now, that swamp land is worth hundreds of thousands. It kind of makes me wish I stayed married, so I could have a chunk of that change today.