It sure has been a long time since I saw bridal lingerie. I first got married going on 25 years ago. It was undoubtedly the biggest mistake of my life. If I could go back and change it all, I probably would. She ruined my credit, gave me two kids that she didn’t care about and then took everything from me. That is why Iwill never make that mistake again.

I have never been much of an animal lover, but when I was married my wife Kim just had to have these dogs. Those little Pomeranian dogs. They are about as useless as you can get. They won’t defend your house and cannot inflict harm on even a mouse. Anyway, I can remember those days vividly because she always gave more love and attention to the dogs than to me. I swear, she used to spend more money on dog supplies than food for the family.

I was paying my bill for storage when I decided to take a visit inside to see what treasures I have. There wasn’t a great deal of stuff I could sell, which was what I was looking for, but I did find some interesting memorials of my past. For one thing, I saw a bunch of my ex-wife’s maternity clothing. I decided to bring it home, put it on a fire, and make smores over it. The only memories held in those clothes were terrible in nature, so I decided to take them out in my own way.

My pension is running out soon, and I have car payments to make. I am needing to go look for a job to keep me making money while I continue to go to school. I guess my profession by calling is the grocery store business. I still have a bunch of safety cutters for boxes and shirts for various places I’ve worked. I guess that can be a selling point for my job search - I am experienced and have all the materials necessary. Minimal investment needed with me I am ready to go to work tomorrow - but am too lazy.

Have you ever seen those commercials for the adjustable beds that feature different levels of firmness? Personally, I have gotten so used to sleeping on the couch, I just find it much more relaxing and comfortable. My trip to Ohio was marred by having to sleep on beds. I mean, they may be comfortable but I am just used to couches, as I’ve been on them since my disastrous marriage. She ruined my credit, if I hadn’t mentioned it before.