My apartment is not known for its superior lighting. In fact, it is known for having the least light humanly possible. I don’t even know how my body produces enough vitamins without any sunlight, but I digress. I realized after slipping in the bathroom the other day that I was in desperate need of some bathroom lights. When I save enough money, I will go down and get something from Lowes.

As you all know, I am currently in school trying to become an assistant in a doctor’s office. I don’t have trouble in school very often, because all of the material is so easy to me. Occasionally I will get tripped up on supplies, though. I have a bad habit of losing my pens when I need them most. One time, I was playing with a pen and dropped it. It rolled down the stairs. Next thing I know there was new information on the lymphatic system. Unable to take notes. I still got a 98 on the test, but I could have had a hundred if not for those stairs.

I am not much for fancy attire, in fact I can be seen most often wearing a shirt two sizes too small and shorts. When I do have to put on good attire, though, I like to make sure the little things are just right, like cufflinks. You may be thinking, why cufflinks? Well, cufflinks are so important in modern dress. There’s even a website that sells nothing but cufflinks, so don’t you think they must be pretty important?

When I was installing a home theater like Tony Soprano in my one bedroom apartment, many things did not cross my mind. Primarily, I did not think about the absurdity of adding a home theater to a one bedroom apartment. Then, I realized that I have no friends. Worst of all, I didn’t even think about the home theater carpet, so the first time I spill popcorn or diet Pepsi on the floor, it’s a stain for life. I really should think things through before starting new projects.

I recently got an air hockey table for my apartment. There isn’t a great deal of space in there for such a table, but I knew I had to get it. My guests, about four a year, would love to be able to play air hockey with me. The only problem in getting the table was the construction - it took forever to assemble. Worse yet, when I finally got the lights on, the air wasn’t flowing over the table, a big problem for air hockey. However, I found some Ingersoll Rand air tools that cured the problem.