I got invited to Mike’s house the other day for his guys night out. Wow, some party she let him have. It was me, him, and Gus from the bowling alley playing Texas Hold Em. It was so exciting… not. Not only were we playing for nickels, we weren’t even allowed to drink. Well, I don’t drink anyway, but I like to have the options on the table. I am a grown man, well over 21. Also, their cats were aggravating my allergies severely so I was forced to cut and run on the game, up 35 cents.