Sup kids? Here is the Kenneth Brock diet. Ready? Alright, here goes. Follow these nutritional instructions for a healthier and happier you. Let us begin.

Eat anything you want, however much of it you want. If you get to the point where you can no longer get out of bed or walk without a wheelchair, then you weigh too much. It is at this point you should start exercising, or at the very least you should probably think about having 3 pizzas for dinner instead of six.