That’s right, kids. They gave me an offer I couldn’t refuse - literally. There were two options on the table rgarding my employment. The first was, I would get my job back and be on probation. They could fire me for any little thing, so that sounded like a bad idea, plus who wants to go back to work? The second was a severance package which will pay me for a year to sit around doing nothing. Needless to say, I took the latter. I wasn’t ready to go back to work, and if I was they’d find a reason to can me.