I would expect something like this out of my daughter Jessica - the airhead. However, when I heard it coming from my distant cousin Megan, well, my jaw hit the floor. She works at the donut shop - Dream job, I know right? Anyway, they must not teach you anything at those corporate donut places. She brought out a box of freebies, and she gave me what she said was an Eclair. I just stood there, wide eyed. Doesn’t she know the difference between an eclair and a long john? An eclair is a delicate pastry and a long john is a donut! What is our country coming to?