I must admit I am a little proud of the boy, at least for now. His latest ambition is to join the local police force as I did. Good to see he’s following in the right footsteps now, and did it take long enough! He says as soon as he passes the drug test, which I will pay to see, he can begin at the Academy there in Tennessee. Also, he’s told me he plans to marry his hillbilly girlfriend as soon as she graduates high school. I’m proud of the boy so far, haven’t been this proud since we built that five star roller coaster together…