My daughter Jessica is such an airhead… I was outside of Publix for like fifteen freakin’ minutes honking the horn in my new PT Cruiser. She gets in and said she had been looking around the whole time for my old car! God! Anyway, I can’t be too mad. She knows the attorney Jeffrey Rice because he gets his prescriptions filled in her pharmacy. He’s an NFL ref, so he hooked us up with free Bucs tickets for tonight. Too bad they suck.