My son Jeremy came home last night smelling so bad, I told him he had to take a shower or he was out of here. I can’t describe what he smelled like, it was smokey and rancid. I think a combination of his acidic sweat and Newport smoke could be the culprit.

The kid does nothing but disappoint me, he works all the time yet he can’t pay back the $500 I lent him. Probably spent it on whacky tobaccy or some other thing, God knows what… I love my kids…