When I was installing a home theater like Tony Soprano in my one bedroom apartment, many things did not cross my mind. Primarily, I did not think about the absurdity of adding a home theater to a one bedroom apartment. Then, I realized that I have no friends. Worst of all, I didn’t even think about the home theater carpet, so the first time I spill popcorn or diet Pepsi on the floor, it’s a stain for life. I really should think things through before starting new projects.






