Have you ever tried those personal pages? I went to one once and met this woman named Trudy. I’ll leave it at that, because I don’t want details to get out. Anyway, they aren’t reliable. I just though, what the hay, I’ll just post my information here to see if any ladies are interested.

Divorced hairy white male with most original body parts, 44 years old, seeking rich woman, between the ages of 25 and 50 for relationship without marraige. Must be able to put out. Must not ruin credit. No ugly broads or Trudy, understand?

So what do you guys think?